I just had one of those 'semi-final destination' moments.
but not really.
So I was driving in the left lane, almost going into a turn-off I needed to be at, but I was passing a light, which was green… Suddenly a stopped right lane woman on a cellphone cuts in front of me (in the middle of the light intersection—seriously) and I slam on my brakes… So my phone goes flying from the cup holder where I always keep it and lands in between the part where you shift gears? It’s kind of exposed because my car is a ‘91 (stop laughing).
So when I parked I tried to stick my arm down in there (it was wedged deep at the bottom), and I got my phone, but pulling my arm out was ripping the skin. So I freaked and tried even harder to pull it out, which cut my fingers on my other hand and left my arm bleeding on both sides.
The cuts kind of make me look like a mega-cutter. And if you need more than 6 band-aids, you should really find a different object to cover it.
Thank you, bitch in the buick. I’m not usually so evil, but diaf.